Here's a joke for u guys, before I go to work
TAXI DRIVER CARRYING DEAD BODIES!!!!!!How's that? Funny or not? I got it from a friend of mine.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!". The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years ......
p/s: hehhehe.........that's the one reason, impact of job change
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